Sunday, September 25, 2005

Best...end zone celebration...EVER!

I already liked Bengals wide receiver
Chad Johnson. The brash, gold front wearing Miami native is the Allen Iverson of wide receivers, and you know I like Iverson. Johnson is super talented, with a nice combination of size and speed. He also plays his best games against elite cornerbacks, embarrasing All-Pros on a regular basis. And after today's end-zone celebration, he just moved up my list of favorite wide receivers. After catching the first touchdown in today's game against the Bears, Johnson spiked the ball, then placed his hands on his waist...and Riverdanced. Something about a gold-toothed wearing black man doing a Celtic traditional dance across the endzone just rubs me the right way. I love football.

Monday, September 19, 2005

First rain of the season!

That's right, as I sat here at my computer tonight typing away on a piece, I suddenly began to hear the sounds of rain outside my window. What a wonderful thing. In case you're wondering, it hasn't rained in Los Angeles since the winter. The first rain of the year is greeted with scorn by Angelenos, and many call in sick during the first day of truly heavy rain. That's because after months of oil runoff from autos, the first rain of the season turns the freeway into an accident zone with the surface consistency of black ice. In fact, I feel bad for anyone who happens to be driving along the freeway during this rainy night.

But the good thing about the first rain, and the reason I find it so exciting, is because it also washes away the accumulated smog and particle pollution of the past five months, and the mountains suddenly and amazingly "come out". What that means is that the city goes from looking like this:


City II
Originally uploaded by Elevated.



To looking like this:


Downtown LA with mountains
Originally uploaded by Powerkeni.



See what I mean? I'll probably head to the beach for a morning walk tomorrow. If it's clear, Malibu should be in focus in the distance for the first time in months. This rain is actually uncharacteristically early (it usually doesn't rain until around Thanksgiving or later), so I'd better enjoy the clear(er) skies while I can.

Hello, my name is Kemp, and I'm addicted to fantasy football

Ha ha! Week two in the NFL just finished up, and my Giants are 2-0. Even better, I'm in second place in my 12-man fantasy football league! This is my first year playing fantasy football. I usually stick with fantasy basketball and then join an online 2K football league. Since 2K football is dead, I decided to try my hand at the fantasy world, and damn am I hooked.

As much as I enjoy basketball (and used to enjoy hockey), I think football is the greatest American sport for a reason. It's hard to be a casual football fan like it is for other sports. Either you're totally into the game (and all of its nuances) or you don't follow it at all. It is rather ironic then that I live in the only major US city that doesn't have a team in my favorite sport. It was a big deal at first, until I realized how great watching football was in LA. I've only been to a handful of games in my life, and the last time I went to a live Giants game, Jesse Armstead was the starting linebacker (fans know how long ago that was). Like most fans, I find scoring tickets to be too much of a headache, and I prefer watching my games on television. That's the main reason being in LA is great. With no home team (yet), the city gets a virtual potpourri of games to watch on Sunday, and never any blackouts! This is even better being a fantasy football player, because it gives me a chance to see a much wider variety of players on a regular basis and make good decisions for my team.

I'm really happy with my fantasy squad. (Note: if you don't watch or enjoy football, stop reading now) I didn't get any Giants (I wanted Tiki Barber), but I nabbed fantasy stud Ladainian Tomlinson in the first round, then Terrell Owens in the second round. My backup HBs are Julius Jones, Stephen Davis, and Mike Anderson. Stephen Davis was a late round steal, as he has turned into a fantasy stud. This gives me the deepest backfield in my league. My other starting receiver is Steve Smith, my TE L.J. Smith is also a stud, and I have both the Buccaneers and Falcons defenses. I'll admit, I wanted Buffalo's "D", but the Bucs have blossomed into the dominant fantasy defense so far. My quarterbacks are underwhelming (Jake Delhomme and Jake Plummer), but they are both capable of putting up huge numbers on a semi-regular basis.

Let's hope my hot streak continues in week 3...

Wednesday, September 14, 2005

The Abbreviated Tour...

Despite the drama that was unfolding in Louisiana, the past couple of weeks have actually been pretty nice. In fact, just days after the hurricane hit, my good friend Walter was in town from San Francisco. Despite being in the same state, Walter and I have seen each other very little since I moved to the west coast. A mucho-talented artist and musician, he divides his time between San Francisco and Singapore, and has the distinction (among my friends) of having visited some of the most interesting places in the world. That's saying quite a bit considering how much we all travel.
His travelogue of Iceland was marvelous.

He's also a great inventor, and has created a line of unique instruments called phonoharps that are combination string instrument and turntable. The music he creates with them is amazing...definitely not your typical DJ:


Kitundu Phonoharp
Originally uploaded by Powerkeni.



Walter had spent very little time in LA, only having been here for a couple of shows. When he told me he was coming down for a few days to visit, I was very excited to give him the tour of the city. He had given me a similarly impressive tour of San Francisco several years earlier, and I wanted to return the favor.

As is always the case, fate initially conspired against us. On the day I had devoted to showing him around (my little guy was with his mom that day), I got called in for a reporting/writing assignment (of course) and ended up spending the entire day in Long Beach. With his flight leaving early the following morning, I felt bad that I couldn't follow through on my promised tour. Fortunately, he was able to delay his departure until late the next afternoon, which meant we would have at least a portion of the day to hang out. Even though I was going to have Mingus with me all day, I was determined to show him at least some of the city. It was going to be three fellas on the town!

Now, I take my travel guide duties very seriously. Back in New York, I volunteered as a Big Apple Greeter, and took out of towners (mostly foreigners) on public transit tours of the outer borough neghborhoods (particularly Queens and Brooklyn). But LA poses unique challenges, because almost everyone who visits has major negative preconceived notions about the city, usually based on very limited experience (or none at all). Walter was a rare clean slate, who knew little about the city and had no judgements about the place. I definitely wanted to show him a nice time, so I had to choose our activities very carefully.

He had stayed the evening before with a friend on Mulholland Drive, so Mingus and I drove there at the crack of dawn to pick him up. Don't let the picture fool you. Mingus was in good spirits, but he was throwing on one of his "serious" faces for the camera.


Me and the Boy
Originally uploaded by Powerkeni.



After briefly getting lost on Mulholland drive, which provided some surprising vistas of the city, we headed out to Venice. I continue to preach the gospel that Venice is best to visit on weekdays, when it is nearly empty, and this day was no exception. Plus, Walter was packing his Canon S-1, a really nice digital camera that enables him to take cool pictures like this:


Me, Mingus and Walter
Originally uploaded by Powerkeni.



His camera also has one of the most incredible zooms I have ever seen. As we stood on the sand at the beach, he was able to zoom in and get great close ups of the morning surfers:


Venice Surfer
Originally uploaded by Powerkeni.



What felt like a few minutes on this beach was actually several hours, and ate up the entire morning. We stopped at Groundworks, my favorite Venice coffee shop, for a couple of Cafe Au Laits. It's hard to get a good cafe here, and the combination of Groundworks' Organic Black Gold coffee and steamed milk is the perfect pick me up. Then we had to jet.


At Groundworks in Venice
Originally uploaded by Powerkeni.



Rather than spend all of our brief time on the West Side, I decided to completely flip it on him, and we went downtown to the Grand Central Market, one of the best places in the city for a cheap lunch. We had empanadas and steak sandwiches at El Gaucho Argentinian restaurant (my first red meat in weeks...yes!), then did a quick tour of Broadway, a street that evokes a South American downtown. That one blew him away. It is pretty shocking to go from the surf culture of the beach to a walled-in skyscraper valley full of people speaking Spanish. Amazing how few Angelenos (who aren't Latin, that is) have ever been to Broadway. While there, we also stopped in at the Bradbury Building. That's the building from the film Blade Runner where Sebastian lived. Just an incredible place to behold. Then we stopped at RedCat, where Walter surprised another friend who worked there. We had planned on taking in the MOCA exhibit on Basquiat but, just our luck, the museum is closed on Wednesdays. We drove by it several times making sad faces instead.


Grand Central Market
Originally uploaded by Powerkeni.



After that, it was time to head back to the airport. I took the long route and drove down Sunset through Silverlake, Los Feliz, and the Sunset Strip before jumping back onto the freeway and getting him to his gate...30 minutes early!

I was disappointed that I had so little time to show him around, but was surprised when I spoke to him later that evening and he explained how much he loved LA. This brief trip had exceeded his expectations. Good to hear, mission accomplished.

It's always nice to see old friends, and we agreed that he would come and crash for a more extended stay in the next six months or so. Then I'll be able to give him the grand tour.

Friday, September 09, 2005

Why is it so hot in here, and how did I get in this handbasket?

Starting to feel like the Roman empire around here. And I'm not just saying that because I recently watched
the excellent history channel documentary on the engineering feats of Rome. Just like that great empire stretched itself so thin that it eventually began to fall apart from the inside, the Hurricane Katrina disaster has shown how unprepared (or unwilling?) the government is to handle problems at home. If American is turning into Rome, then President Bush is our
Nero.

I haven't blogged very much this week, because I have been too enraged and riveted (at the same time) by the drama going on down south. Hooray for Kanye West for having the cojones to say what was on many black people's minds already.

My fellow bloggers have done a great job of discussing the tragedy throughout the week, so I'll just recap with some of the most interesting, appalling and exciting things I've read/seen as this unfolded:

-This disaster has prompted the largest displacement of African-Americans since the Great Migration, and the greatest mass movement of Americans since the Civil War. The social and cultural impact of this movement cannot be measured. Outside of other cities in Louisiana, Houston has been the primary landing point of most of the survivors (I refuse to call them refugees). If a sizeable percentage of those transplants remain, expect Houston to become the next great American city, in terms of size, culture, and food. Laugh if you want. You'll see. New Orleans has always culturally been one of America's most iconic international cities (along with New York, San Francisco, Los Angeles and Chicago). What has held it back was its stagnant economy, based almost entirely on tourism. Houston has always been an underrated economic powerhouse (the fourth largest city in America), with a diverse economy that includes medicine, aerospace, manufacturing and computer technology. Houston differs from the rest of Texas with its bayou-like weather, very similar to New Orleans. The initial going will be very rough, but I expect the confluence of New Orleans culture and Houston economy to have a miraculous result on Texas' largest city.

-In Baton Rouge, LA, where a huge number of disaster victims fled, gun sales have increased five-fold.

-FEMA released a study in 2001 citing the three most pressing disaster possibilities for the US. They were 1) a large terrorist attack on New York City, 2) New Orleans being flooded due to a levee breach, and 3) a major earthquake in San Francisco. Amazing that two of those three things have happened. I wonder how gun sales are looking in San Fran these days?

-The
surveys began, and the results were expectedly confusing and infuriating. New Orleans WILL recover. It's every American's responsibility to make certain it does. I'm tired of hearing about how we shouldn't rebuild a city built below sea level. Should we not rebuild cities (San Francisco, Los Angeles, Tokyo, etc.) built on major earthquake fault lines? What about homes built on land prone to yearly forest fires and mudslides (like most of the hillside communities in and around LA?). Should we have built cities in the middle of the desert (Vegas, Phoenix) that require a monumental human effort simply to pump in clean drinking water? People should stop with their cynicism. Amsterdam, one of Europe's most culturally and economically important cities, is in a similar situation as New Orleans. The difference? Their levees and pumps are regularly maintained and WORK. The budget for them hasn't been slashed by 80% in recent years. And while I've got my pundit hat on, the survey that I found most disturbing was one on the television news where more than 60% of respondents said no one at FEMA should be fired because of Katrina. Excuse me? So, let's say you work at Wal-Mart and you neglect to show up for work for FIVE DAYS. On the sixth day, you come strolling in and say you got there as fast as you could. Guess what your ass would be? That's right: FIRED!

-Reports coming out of New Orleans are that the death toll may be far below initial estimates. First bit of good news all week!

-Second bit of good news just in: head of FEMA fired. Told ya!

Thursday, September 01, 2005

And who will care for the City that Care Forgot?


Things are getting out of control in New Orleans, with people literally dying on the streets. When is sufficient help finally going to arrive? It's hard to blog about the minor dealings of my life when a tragedy of this magnitude is unfolding. I've loved New Orleans since my first visit as a (very) young adult. I've also known for a while that the city is considered by many scientists (along with Venice, Italy) to be among the planet's most endangered due to it's precarious location below sea level. I recall several years ago watching a science show on global warming that showed an artistically rendered image of downtown New Orleans submerged under 15 feet of water after its levees were overrun by rising water. The photos being transmitted from the city this week are so eerily similar to those computer generated ones that it is stunning. Despite the warnings from weather services, despite even the order to evacuate, did ANYONE think the devestation would be this horrible? Such a dark day for one of our great cities.