Lucy in the Sky with Rhinestones

You know you're watching too much reality television when...

-You're longing for a second season of
Being Bobby Brown

-You've witnessed a woman burst into tears after
being rejected by Flava Flav

-You wonder why you've never heard of the
Rhinestone Cowgirls before

-You anxiously await cameo appearances from season one contestants on
Project Runway

-You begin wondering how rapper Bizarre will look if he manages to
shed his 45 pounds

-You know Dr. Ian Smith from Celebrity Fit Club, but not from
his television news commentary

-You can handicap the "winners" on
Elimidate

-You answer yes to all of the above questions and don't also have a gym membership