And you wonder why I've been spending so much time at the beach?

Today's forecast: A high of 75 degrees on the coast (i.e. Venice), a high of 95 degrees downtown LA, and a high of 107 degrees "inland" (i.e. freakin' Palmdale).

That's why you need to check zoned weather maps around here before you leave the house. Is there any place on Earth where the word "forecast" is more relative? Now, where's my damn sunblock?